Stuff About Her Royal Highness

Two posts in one day- Tsarina needs to find a hobby!
I wandered to Nobius' place and stole this:

The 5 Right Now Meme.
5 things you feel right now:
Relaxed
Lazy
Sweaty
Better about my appearance
Goofy

Last 5 things you bought:
ice cream cone...mmmmm
pizza
gas- ugh, don't remind me
cheap wine (shut up, JD)
a song on Napster, which is an evil empire

5 objects of lust:
DEE BROWN
1967 yellow Mustang convertible
a new pair of Chuck Taylors, especially these or these
any man who can dance
did I mention Dee Brown?


5 things in your pockets or purse:
maxed out credit cards
$3.00 purple shades with rhinestones
lip gloss
a key that I can't remember what it's to, but am afraid to throw it out
various notes to myself that I can never find when I need them

5 things you collect:
most of this stuff, I never intended to collect, but people found out I liked something and kept buying me crap:
turtles- not real ones, but I used to have one that I loved
gnomes
old National Geographic Magazines...I have thousands...thousands *sob*
maps/globes (I do intentionally collect these things)
cookie jars (ditto)


5 true statements you can make that most people can't:
I once drank 8 shots of Wild Turkey within two hours and didn't barf or die (and won the bet, making me 50 dollars richer)
I would like to die by drowning; preferably in the ocean, where I can become part of the life cycle, instead of being put in a box to mold and take up space.
On the death note: If I died tomorrow, I wouldn't regret anything.
As a 3 or 4 year-old, I started telling my mom stories about my "other mom" and my life before I joined her family. It freaked her out.
I've never thought I couldn't do something. I always knew that I would have to work harder to accomplish some things, but I always thought I was capable of doing anything.