I'm a MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I have to share this story with you, because it has made my week (to paraphrase Mark Twain, I can live for two weeks off of a good compliment)! Yesterday evening, I was sitting on my patio talking to Kevin (Neighbor's son), when I noticed the really cute guy from down the street walking by. I have noticed him all summer- looks to be in his early twenties; too young to date, but old enough to lust after. He saw Kevin and came up to talk to him. Let me just say, this guy is BEAUTIFUL; dark, curly hair, on the thin side, but toned, and best of all--- he has a beautiful dark trail of hair descending from his belly button *sigh*. Anyway, Kev introduces me to "Chris", and we say hello. He is in college, studying music. Kevin ran home to get a CD for him and we talked for a little while. He asked if I was in school, and I told him I teach. He seemed surprised by that. I found out he is a FRESHMAN in college, making him about 18, and I began to feel like a dirty old woman.

Then it happened; HE ASKED ME OUT!!! On a date!! I asked him if he knew how old I was, and he responded with, "Well, since you've graduated, I guess you're about 22 or 23, but that's really not much difference, I'll be 18 in a week". Folks, if I've never mentioned it, I'm 37. I realize that I didn't have my hair done or makeup on, which makes me look younger, but 23?????? Oh, Dear God, he's not even LEGAL yet, I felt sooooo dirty. When I told him how old I am, he blushed deeply and his eyes bugged (his parents are probably my age). Kevin got back and Chris took the CD and quickly left. Kevin asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He was also shocked at my age, and said he, too would have thought I was early twenties. Let me just tell you all--- I had to lube up my head to get it through my front door last night!!!